"Harry Potter and The Potion that Makes Hermoine Put Out"

"Green Eggs and Botchulism"

"The Gym Teacher is a Lesbian, and that's okay"

"Why Mommy dances with a Brass Pole"

"It's your fault dogs don't live that long"

"You're the only one who poops"

"Divorce is a good idea"

"Are you there God?  It's me, Michael Jackson"

"SuperFudgepacker"

"One bus is bigger than the other"

"Daddy likes to wear dresses, and that's okay"

"Horton Hears a Whore"

"Mouths don't get Pregnant"

"Why you'll never be as good as Jesus"

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